Monday, August 24, 2009

american women's history.

The basic female body comes with the following accessories:

garter belt, panti-girdle, crinoline, camisole, bustle, brassiere, stomacher, feather boa, chemise, virgin zone, lip balm, whore precinct, stilettos, cowboy boots, veil, matte lipstick labeled, “rebel”, lace gloves, fishnet stockings, fichu, bandeau, weepers, falsies (eyelashes), falsies (mastectomy) grandmother’s gold necklace, grandmother’s high school ring, barrettes, back tattoo, bangles, brazillian beads, turquoise ring, hoop earrings, sunglasses (various), lycra stretch one-piece with modesty panel, flannel nightie, floral muu muu, cotton panties, lace panties, lace teddy, nose ring, nuvaring, face, mouth, head, bed.

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